Urinary tract infection (UTI) is a common and prevalent disease caused by a spectrum of pathogens. Lack of access to rapid, portable, and high-quality diagnostics in resource-limited settings aggravates the improper treatment of UTIs, which is also a major driver of antibiotic misuse worldwide. Here, we describe a custom-made portable colorimetric array (PoCA) for reading out polymerase chain reaction (PCR) amplicons, the rationale of which is to transfer the previously developed dsDNA-based photosensitization colorimetric assay (solution) onto paper discs for detection. By integrating mini-LED irradiation and paper discs, the PoCA can read out 96 PCR tests in one pot, thus allowing diagnosis and identification of 12 prevailing UTI pathogens in less than 2 h, coupled with a portable thermal cycler for PCR. After analyzing 200 clinical urine samples, the pathogen profiling accuracy of the PoCA was demonstrated to be higher than the standard urine culture (confirmed with metagenomic next-generation sequencing). The PoCA platform could be used in primary care for rapid UTI diagnosis and pathogen identification.